Tuesday, December 13, 2005

My Brother Jimmy is receiving the most incredible X-mas present EVER!!!!! LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS Looking Sexy........

I plan on getting this bad boy framed and mailed to Daytona Beach early next week!!!!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Wolverine wants to wish everyone a Merry Christmas!!


Friday, December 09, 2005

Clinton Says Bush Is 'Flat Wrong' on Kyoto



MONTREAL - Former President Clinton told a global audience of diplomats, environmentalists and others Friday that the Bush administration is "flat wrong" in claiming that reducing greenhouse-gas emissions to fight global warming would damage the U.S. economy. With a "serious disciplined effort" to develop energy-saving technology, he said, "we could meet and surpass the Kyoto targets in a way that would strengthen and not weaken our economies."

Tuesday, November 29, 2005


Top Gun or Scumbag????

Looks like another Republican got his hand caught in the cookie jar - then cried when caught - Just like a 7 year old little boy.........With Fall come change and this Autumn is no exception..... Cunningham's fall was the latest scandal to hit the Republicans who have controlled Congress for over a decade.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - U.S. Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, a California Republican, fought back tears as he resigned on Monday after pleading guilty to taking $2.4 million in bribes in exchange for help in securing Defense Department contracts.

Cunningham, 63, an eight-term congressman and decorated Vietnam War pilot, admitted taking cash, antiques, a yacht, vacation expenses and money for his daughter's graduation party from several defense contractors between 2000 and 2005.

"I am resigning from the House of Representatives because I've compromised the trust of my constituents," Cunningham told reporters after a hearing in San Diego federal court.

He pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit fraud, bribery and tax evasion, as well as one count of failing to report more than $1 million in income in 2004. As part of the plea agreement, Cunningham agreed to forfeit more than $1.8 million in cash, his interest in his San Diego homes and more than a dozen antiques and pieces of furniture.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH - Canadian Govt. Falls in No-Confidence Vote. Good Lord, Please Make It Happen in Washington, D.C.!

In Other News:
Zogby: Bush's low approval had a dramatic impact on 2005 elections.
  • Bush's Low Approval Rating
  • Monday, November 28, 2005

    True Story from 310 M Street - We all wonder why our property value is so high?

    "Ok This morning was the strangest morning, and there have been some really strange ones. As I was leaving our building, I looked across the street and I saw a half-naked, 6' 7 old black aborigine with a spear. He had a blue jean flap to cover his front and a similar one to cover his butt. The loin clothe was joined together by a rope and would fly up as he walked. He was a black old man with white dread locks no shirt or shoes. Kids on their way to school were laughing, and when he hit the corner of M and jersey, the utility workers fell out laughing on the grass." - Anonymous 202 resident

    Tuesday, November 08, 2005



    Kaine Wins, Kaine Wins !!!!
    Good News for Virginians, Bad news for George W. Bush and all Republicans across this great land of our!

    Democrat Tim Kaine just landed a beat down on Republican rival Jerry W. Kilgore, according to official returns from the State Board of Elections.

    This my friends is a litmus test for all our Great States – Let’s begin the party that will hopefully conclude with ALL Republican’s losing their respective governorships over the next several years. Ultimately, the George W. Bush back lash will allow the people to take back the country from RIGHT WINGS ASSHOLES!!!!!


    George W. Bush said, “If Kaine wins, Rebulicans are going to blame the lose on the problems in the White House……"

    Virginians can rest easy – a good man just won the first of many battles to come……

    Hey, Republicans - Go Piss Up a Rope……….

    Oh Yeah, by the way – The Garden State was won by another Democrat……
    Democrat Jon Corzone kicked the shit out of Republican Doug Forrester – All you Republicans in Jersey can EAD……


    Meanwhile, in California, voters rejected all four special-election initiatives backed by Republican Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Friday, November 04, 2005



    T.O. must G.O.........

    I'm sad to admit, the T.O. experiment in Philadelphia has gone to the point of no return. Again, T.O. will be dealt with in a not-so-swift manner by management. He should be suspended for the remaining of the season Today, November 4, 2005 for conduct detrimental to the Eagles organization. The Eagles have caved one to many times with his behavior and poor attitude both on and off the field. I for one have been upset with managements lack of professionalism in dealing with the verbal abuse that T.O. has directed toward Donavan McNabb over the past nine months. Finally, some of T.O.’s unprofessional comments have now turned towards The Eagles front office. There are consequences when you badmouth your employer, especially without just cause. The Eagles are not in the business of celebrating individual achievements. This was communicated to T.O.’s dumb-ass publicist prior to his achievement of catching 100 touchdowns. The Eagles have now been forced to suspend T.O. for the remaining of the season, thus cutting all ties with the malcontent. This action will be completed by the EOD - Monday, November 7, 2005. Yes, it’s wonderful achievement that T.O. has caught 100 touchdowns in his productive career. But guess what T.O., that’s all the TD’s he is going to catch in the NFL. What did T.O. expect from the Eagles, for them to drive up and hand him keys to a BMW in the middle of a game? Or, maybe a fancy fireworks display in front of the home team? This is coming from one of the most SELFISH individuals to ever put on an Eagles Uniform. Before you demand being treated like a Super-Star – Act like one. No one can deny his talents on the football field. But, how many teams in the NFL are going to offer a contract to T.O. next year. Last year, there were only 2 teams desperate enough to pony up a contact, The Eagles & Ravens. Well, T.O. landed in Philly by shaking Coach Reid’s hand and telling the organization that he was a changed man and he would be a great team player. I will applaud the NFL if zero teams offer T.O. a contract.


    One sad Eagles fan☹

    Eagles 24 Redskins 16 (Redskins are over rated)

    Wednesday, November 02, 2005



    Finally, A-Rod shows a personality – Gambling and Baseball go hand in hand.
    I for one applaud A-Rod for acting like a human. Hey, if Michael Jordan can get away with it, why not A-Rod. It’s not like he is doing steroids or gambling on baseball. Let the guy drop some of that not-so-hard earned money on poker. What the hell is a 30 year old millionaire (who makes an annual salary of $25,708,118) supposed to do for fun? There are only so many charities one can handle?

    Why don’t the Yankees ask ESPN to stop showing & glamorizing Poker Tournaments? The Yankees are a bunch of Hippocrates. They currently employee an admitted Steroid user? But, are asking a straight and narrow A-Rod to stop playing poker?

    Let’s worry about getting Steroids out of baseball and stop fusing over A-Rod visting poker parties.

    Next thing you know the Yankees will ask Randy Johnson to cut off his mullet???? To Late! Can you believe the Yankees had Randy Johnson cut off his mullet as part of his contract - PLEASE, LET RANDY GROW OUT HIS AMAZING MULLET.......

    Monday, October 31, 2005




    PETCO is trying to starve me…

    My name is Prudence and I reside in your nations capital – Washington DC. I was shocked and dismayed when my owner went to the PETCO at 3505 Connecticut Avenue NW Washington, DC 20008 to purchase my favorite food - Sheppard & Greene Super Premium Ferret Food.

    Guess what? The idiots at PETCO decided to pull all ferret products because Ferret’s are illegal to sell in the District of Columbia. Note to the idiots at PETCO – IT’S NOT ILLEGAL TO SELL FERRET FOOD… I’m calling for a National Boycott of PETCO. Now my owner has to drive all the way to 703 to score me my grub. Last time I checked this is America. We have free choice – I choose never shop at PETCO ever again…. Please do the same – Hopefully, PETCO will go out of business and EAD…

    Please call our local PETCO at 202-686-0901 and tell them your taking your business elsewhere – In addition, please contact PETCO customer relations team - and tell them to EAD!!!!

    Write:
    PETCO Animal Supplies, Inc.
    Customer Relations Team
    9125 Rehco Road
    San Diego, CA 92121
    Phone:
    1-888-824-PALS(7257) (7 days a week)
    Fax:
    1-858-784-3489I

    Thursday, October 27, 2005


    Harriet “Bible Thumping” Miers – reluctantly realized she was unqualified for the Supreme Court nomination that George “dumb-dumb” Bush tried and failed to sell to both the media and this country.

    In her letter to the president, Miers said she was "concerned that the confirmation process presents a burden for the White House and its staff and it is not in the best interest of the country."

    "It is clear that senators would not be satisfied until they gained access to internal documents concerning advice provided during her tenure at the White House -- disclosures that would undermine a president's ability to receive candid counsel," Bush said

    George, during an interviewing process – your employer has the right to find out if your are qualified for a job???? Last time I check, we still live in America…..

    George, I bet you’d like to go hang out at your ranch for the next 2 years – NOT GONNA HAPPEN, you have to answer for all you fuck-ups. Starting with your Miers nomination and then dealing with indictments that will be out on Thursday, October 27, 2005.

    Have a lovely Thursday, October 27, 2005 George!!!!!


    Why didn't any of those Astro fans knock the crap out of Juan Uribe????? Astro fans are a bunch of soft cocks, like their manager - Phil "Soft Cock" Garner"


    Let me ask you a question - Would any fan in Boston, New York, LA, or even Atlanta allow a player to make that catch? I think not......


    Hey, Phil Garner & the fine city of Houston - EAD.........

    Wednesday, October 26, 2005


    Houston, we have a big f*cking problem!!!!

    "Houston got Skull F*cked" by an ex-Astro bum, named Blum????

    For all of those NL fans thinking the Astros play the best "small ball" - Think again!! The best MLB team that plays "small ball" happens to be in the AL, and that would be your soon to be World Series Champs, The Chicago Whitesox......

    That old 92 year old dinosaur can soon die in peace.

    Tuesday, October 25, 2005


    Scooter wouldn't last one day in prison!


    I suggest that Lewis "Scooter" Libby change his name to Lewis "Mad Man" Libby. How long do you think someone named "Scooter" would last in one of our fine correctional institutions? I would guess - five minutes???? A fly on the wall might witness a Flirtatious encounter with someone name T-Bone. "Hey, Scooter - you are my new girlfriend, do you agree with this request?" T-Bone thought so.......

    But, like a true republican dirtbag - Scooter ain't going down without a fight - Guess who's next? Someone named Dick??? That fellow might has some of his own problems in prison????


    Lewis "Scooter" Libby, first heard of the CIA officer from Cheney himself, The New York Times reported in Tuesday's editions.


    That 92 Year Old Dinosaur

    The most amazing thing about the whitesox's victory over the astros on sunday night - wasn't the fact that Scott Podsednik was the first player to hit a postseason walk-off home run following a season in which he didn't hit any homers and it wasn't Paul Konerko's seventh-inning grand slam. No, it was that old lady with the heart wrenching sign "I've lived 92 years for this" If anyone deserves a happy moment, it's that "old wo-men river". By the looks of her, she might not live to a game 7. Come on whitesoxs, win in 4 so that old lady who is on her death bed and die in peace. amen......

    Saturday, October 15, 2005