Monday, October 31, 2005




PETCO is trying to starve me…

My name is Prudence and I reside in your nations capital – Washington DC. I was shocked and dismayed when my owner went to the PETCO at 3505 Connecticut Avenue NW Washington, DC 20008 to purchase my favorite food - Sheppard & Greene Super Premium Ferret Food.

Guess what? The idiots at PETCO decided to pull all ferret products because Ferret’s are illegal to sell in the District of Columbia. Note to the idiots at PETCO – IT’S NOT ILLEGAL TO SELL FERRET FOOD… I’m calling for a National Boycott of PETCO. Now my owner has to drive all the way to 703 to score me my grub. Last time I checked this is America. We have free choice – I choose never shop at PETCO ever again…. Please do the same – Hopefully, PETCO will go out of business and EAD…

Please call our local PETCO at 202-686-0901 and tell them your taking your business elsewhere – In addition, please contact PETCO customer relations team - and tell them to EAD!!!!

Write:
PETCO Animal Supplies, Inc.
Customer Relations Team
9125 Rehco Road
San Diego, CA 92121
Phone:
1-888-824-PALS(7257) (7 days a week)
Fax:
1-858-784-3489I

5 comments:

P V R said...

Prudence, even though stink like a country cabin closet, I love you deeply and would die for you. This is the cause that will define us as a generation.

Free Prudie (even though she's stinky)!!!

Anonymous said...

I may stink - But at least I don't eat cat turds like brody!!

P V R said...

bush = worst president of all time

prudie = cute little rat

P V R said...

great vanity shot Pru ... that photogrpaher really got your good side.

Anonymous said...

Prudence,

You have been wronged by Petco!

We recommend that you have a large meal, dried fruit & extra Nutrical then empty yourself all over the store. Don't forget to wiggle and drag to leave extra streaks........


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