True Story from 310 M Street - We all wonder why our property value is so high?

"Ok This morning was the strangest morning, and there have been some really strange ones. As I was leaving our building, I looked across the street and I saw a half-naked, 6' 7 old black aborigine with a spear. He had a blue jean flap to cover his front and a similar one to cover his butt. The loin clothe was joined together by a rope and would fly up as he walked. He was a black old man with white dread locks no shirt or shoes. Kids on their way to school were laughing, and when he hit the corner of M and jersey, the utility workers fell out laughing on the grass." - Anonymous 202 resident